So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.
For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…What in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan.
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
A waitress at the Shooters Grill, a restaurant that encourages open carry, also has the staff engage in the practice as well. Any waitresses who do open carry at work are required to take handgun classes and be proficient with their weapon. No alcohol is served at the restaurant, but they are well known for their burgers which play on the gun theme with menu items named the “Guac 9” and “Swiss and Wesson”.